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Area 51 Wide Calf Knees: Stretch-It Magic For Every Body

Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this ain't your grandma's knick-knack. This thing, this… *object*, is a portal to a whole new dimension of awesome. It's got that somethin' somethin', that je ne sais quoi, that undeniable *zing* that'll make your life approximately 87% more interesting. Forget beige, baby, we're talkin' EXPLOSIONS OF COLOR and a level of cool that'll make even the most seasoned hipster jealous. Seriously, do you want to be a boring nobody or do you want to be the legend that everyone talks about? Yeah, that's what I thought. So, what are you waiting for? Get this thing and GET. IT. DONE.

$7.50      $15.00